Saturday, November 8, 2008

Da Bizness Of Chocolate



All of us have some type of close knit connection to chocolate. Some of us personally make it from scratch or handed down from secret recipes, some “socially chocolize” at evening gatherings, others sample flavors from time to time and there are various cultural byproducts where chocolate in any shape or form is the base substance.

While here at AC, you will say more often than not “I never tasted that before! Where did that texture come from? Belgium? Deutschland? South Central L.A.?”

Feel welcomed to inquire about the packing factory and brand from which said chocolate is manufactured.

Now maybe the first order of business should have been the announcement of how chocolate is sampled here.

There will be sets consisting of 11 select confectionary sweets per package. Each playlist will be volumed to 24 and given a signature specific to what each box contains inside.

(The chocolates are not sold or packaged here but there is a URL you can click which will send you to the boxes where one can begin devouring the tantalizing morsels)

Come on now....... you DO know "chocolate" is the name we're giving to music, right?

The 11 signature boxes are as follows:

Chocolatier Juice- This lyrical and aural libation is an exotic tonic with erotic toxins which may contain a tannic tinge inducing body liquids to produce a manic binge

Premium Melted Liquorisque’- The melodies that mirror the moments the fire between your loins warned/worried you about

Caramel Seashells & Funkberry Sauce- Funky instrumental baptism blessing us with emotion pictures so deep underwater only your eardrums get wet

Fudge Dipped Hip Gnossis Swirls- The thought behind the front beside the annals of one’s mind lost enough to draw conclusions in the crookedest line

Sweet Sticky Honey Drippings- Self-explanatory but one can selflessly explain how a gourmelee’ style makes the canal stream fluid from the lowest lane

Sprinkled Licks & Tongue-Stirred Pretzel Sticks- The improvisators of brass, ivory & wood with their fingers tongues and lips in the places that space our ego from its trips

Praline Dreams & Tangerine Cream- You want your love made to be served with icing and gravy that tastes like this where paradise sits

Blue Amaretto Peruvian Pearls- Straight dap frum da “Boom B.A.P.P.” Rebellious Architectural Philosophy or its most noted ………. RAP!!!!!!!

Crunchy Brittle Nut Clusters- Hard infusion of palate extremes for more mature taste buds, the smell alone might burn you…………

Moroccan Sunlight Love- Selections containing the theme/word “Love” or “Sun”

Audible Chocolate Assorted Blend (24)- Two dozen randomly designed favorites decorated in a cosmic box


Now that we have an upperstanding of what’s at/in/of hand, I will also adorn A.C. with select poems fresh out of the wrapper or by revisiting vintage decadence from the old conveyor belt.

Appreciation to you for joining and I advise you to forget those napkins, that’s the beauty of fingertips!

Peace,

Mr. Wone

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